The Lewis Show

Yo Biotches! Nothing more can be done for this sorry ass town than what's going down Friday at Cattle Annies. 4 metal bands will be playing and tearing it up. I can not stress enough how important it is to pack this redneck bar wall to wall. Find a way to be there, it's cheap and it's going to be loud! Let me just say that again. Metal Concert. Lynchburg. Metal Concert in Lynchburg! Come on! And you know what? The next time someone whines about there being nothing to do in town is going to just get backhanded. If this event goes well, there will be a lot more like it. Be there or just shut the hell up. I sure do cuss a lot. I'm really a nice guy..I just have a low BS tolerance. Really, really low.

Kat got her letter of acceptance today for Virginia Commonwealth University! I'm so excited for her. Today is also the 6th year anniversary of our first date. I can't believe how fast time flew. That day we met up at a local baseball field and went for a walk and she took my hand. I haven't let go since. Cross your fingers for us. The next four years should prove to be very interesting.

Sometimes I just want to smack my family. All of em. I called my parents up tonight to see how they were doing and to wish them a Happy Easter. Dad tells me right off that Mom was in the hospital from pulling the muscle in her chest and he thought she was close to dying. ...close to dying. What the hell??!! I didn't say anything but I did get to speak to my Mom who is doing ok, but sounds really week. I have to go see them really soon. What really just pisses me off and burns my skin is that I don't hear about any of this. Not a damn word until I call them. I think something like that would merit a phone call. I don't care what I have going on in my life, that's just pretty asinine of them. I know I don't do many rants on my blog but this has to be a rare exception. I moved from Chicago back in 1998 so that I could be closer to my family, especially my Mom. She had suffered from strokes, emphysema and aneurysms. I would just appreciate for them to call ...

BBC NEWS | Technology | Fastest supercomputer gets faster This sucker is fast. I'm putting this on my wish list.

\m/ The Metal Travel Guide \m/ You know the routine by now, at least I do. Whenever we set out to invade another town, we go online and book a hotel and then search for events in that area. Metal Travel Guide displays venues in America, Europe, pretty much everywhere. Why didn't I think about doing this?

I'm Ready!!!!!!11!! 

Ok, you're probably asking yourself, "Why is this clown posting all these are you ready posts?" I just look at all the cool stuff coming our way from music to movies and it's going to be an entertaining year! And I have to ask. Are you ready? Of course you are. I still have to ask though.