The Lewis Show

It's funny you ask, Nicole. Nice sex tape by the way. When I last mentioned football here, I was wrong on both predictions. So I am predicting that on Super Bowl Sunday, the Steelers are going to win 20-17. I honestly don't give a rat's ass anyway, because my team had a horrible year. The Packers better pick up some receivers this offseason or next year will be even worse!

Kelly's blog template is finished. It looks a lot like mine because, well, I used my template. I'm sure now over time he will put in his own touches. Check it out though, let him know what you think!

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Chuck Norris does not have your normal human-style, male nipples. He has a Dodge Ram hood ornament on each pec, and both rams blow smoke out of their noses each and every time he pumps Christy Brinkley. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day. The roundhouse kick has been proven to be more deady than kryptonite. The Death of Superman? Yeah, that was from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, when clean-shaven, radiates the heat of three suns. Chuck Norris is the only one ever in history to stare Medusa straight in the eyes and not be turned to stone. The result was Roseanne Bar. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the poo out of little kids. The quickest way to a man's h...

CNN.com - Remembering Challenger - Jan 27, 2006 I just cannot believe that it's been 20 years since the Challenger tragedy. I remember it very well. That day I was out of school sick. I woke up feeling really strange. I remember for some reason the entire country watching this take off. If I remember right there wasn't that much press about a shuttle lift off since they started the program in 1980. Then I remember it exploding and at that second I remember thinking at that second "Why did I have a feeling that was going to happen?" I hope one day things like this will make sense. Even 20 years and a lot of growth later, some things just still won't register.

Shawn's coming to visit for the second time since we moved up and he's bringing along my sword wielding partner in crime. Yay! There aren't many plans outside of Jessi wanting to hit the Red Lobster and going to catch Underworld. We may if we are lucky get to visit Kelly and Jeff over in the ghet...I mean the fan. So I'm going to have a fun filled weekend. I look forward to the insanity.

Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Moon Freak Your Superpower is Radiation Your Weakness is Booty Your Weapon is Your Solar Bludgeon Your Mode of Transportation is Catapult What's your Superhero Name?

This is a friendly reminder to those who would seek to damage my friends in any way. Fear the bunny man.