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I had a really good Christmas. Let me list the goodies that Santa and my friends got for me: An undisclosed amount of cash that has already been spent on food and necessities. The In Flames CD and the new Korn CD (Jessi, you rock!) A candle that I broke while I was opening it (sorry, Megan I loved it the whole 2 seconds I was holding it) A Playboy calendar Various articles of clothing. A really cool eel skin wallet. Who wants to feel my eel? Old Spice aftershave Kat got me a small mp3 player. I loves it! A professional poker set. I can’t wait to kick everyone’s ass I’m sitting here trying to think of what else I got for Christmas, but it’s not coming to mind. I’m not into material shit too much and it was the thought that meant more to me than anything. So thank you all! I spent most of the weekend with my best friend at her apartment. She has done such a good job cleaning up the place since her ex has left. I’m so proud, Jessi! Thank you Megan for helping her. That means a lot to me t...

Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope everyone has an enjoyable time with family, friends and that we can all reflect and pray for peace. I'll be back to recap next Monday then next week. It's the big year in review!

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Actually, Vickie, it's going to be an action packed weekend. Tomrrow morning, the wife heads off to work, then at 3, comes to pick me up. From there, we head to Lynchburg, yay! Right away, we head to her parents house, and them from there, to her aunt's house. After that, I'm pretty sure The Wrecking Crew will be tearing up the inlaw's bar both Saturday and Sunday nights! Then on Monday, we head back to Richmond to work another couple days, then it's New Years. I have no idea what's going on for New Year's yet. I'm thinking we might head back to Lynchburg again for more frivolity. I'm going to be a tired, tired man over the next two weeks!

Maybe I shouldn't say plug, I might not hear the end of it, but I have corrupted yet another poor soul. Check out Kelly's blog . Yes, now I have gotten coworkers into the world of blogging. I will warn you though, just as he does. You'll want to have an open mind and be ready for anything. Just don't post too drunk, I'm a prime example of that!

I had such a good time this weekend. Friday night, Kat worked so we didn't do anything. Saturday afternoon Jessi comes back into town to hang out and to go to the St. Diablo show at Alley Katz on Sunday night. Saturday we mostly hung out at the apartment. We went out and grabbed dinner at Red Lobster. I forgot my debit card like a dumbass so I had to owe her for Sunday. We then went to grab some movies at our local ghetto movie and porn shop. No, we didn't grab porn, but she did buy Star Wars 3, Stealth, and got Harold and Kumar goes to Whitecastle and SWAT for free. I don't think that we went to bed until around 5AM. I just miss hanging out with my best friend so much. It was very good to catch up...and very much needed. We sent some pictures to the Mudvayne street team. I wonder if they'll get published.. Sunday we just sat around and did little to nothing. Just like the good old days. Watch movies and pick on poor Jessi. It was good to see Episode 3 again, because I ...

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Eventually I'll have a quote of the day put in my template for my blog, but until then... For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

Oh yes oh yes. It is December. That wonderful month of giving and receiving gifts. Every year I try to make a wish list and publish it online for my friends. Now. I don't expect anyone to be able to afford half the things I list, but I do put plenty items that are very much affordable. And besides, I'm worth it. First as I always do, I link my Froogle shopping list. Everyone should make their own. It's fun! My Favorite Things! Now, outside of that stuff, which I'm sure blew most of you away, I do have necessities. Here's a short list: socks shoes size 12 1/2 preferably black maybe even a pair of boots slacks (khaki, stone, black, gray, brown, green) Email me for the size because I'm too fat to disclose such information. I need jeans too, badly. Black cords are great! T shirts size xxx large. They shrink down to my size. Metal shirts are welcome! pullovers, sweaters all xxx large cash, I need nothing more than cold hard cash. That's what I really want gift c...

Attention Metal fans: Every year ozzfest.com pushes their survey to determine what people want to see when it comes to bands and booths. This is everyone's chance to make your voice heard. It takes about 2 minutes to complete the survey. I would suggest thinking out a long long list of bands you'd like to see. Take the survey. Last year I was very happy after participating.

I'm around. I just haven't had or seen anything blogworthy. Basically I work, I go home, I work, I go home. I spend my weekends at the apartment. I'm going to post probably tomorrow the winter/spring concert schedule for the wrecking crew. I've mostly been on myspace talking to all kinds of strange and interesting people. But I'm alive. I found a pulse.

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