Spam for the Day

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This will be fun since I get about 3 or 4 spam items in my gmail every day. I check it when I get home becuase I have no time for internet, email, nothing at work now.

The ads for today are for Viagra, some medicine to make my Johnson bigger, and for replica swiss watches. Thus:

I stood there, smilng into the crowd with my large rock hard schlong and blinging with my convincingly fake Swatch.

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  1. The Lewis ShowApril 18, 2006 7:02 PM

    Headphones check.

    Thanks for sending that at 7 in the morning. I'm crashed out in bed thinking "You know,if I crawl out of bed, I can totally check my blog for messages". I'm teasing. I got em here for your iPod listening pleasure.

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