Friday, April 11, 2008

NY Style Retirement Planning

RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.