Tell Me Something I Don't Know

Yes I am soliciting comments. It really can be about anything, I just need to test a new commenting system on my blog. So tell me about the condition of your car, the amount of change in your pocket, how many gray hairs have grown while reading this post, anything you want.
I'd really appreciate it. If anything, do it out of pity. Pity for the guy with the dino mask in the gift shop wearing a Tool t shirt.