Oscar Winning Role of a Razzie Life

-
It is award season and this is as close as I'll ever get to posting anything about celebrities.

I remember posting a couple years ago on Pownce a short list of actors that I'd like to portrait yours truly if my life was ever made into a movie. Outside of that being one of the worst potential movies ever made it would need some serious acting power to make my life pop. Here is my updated short list from least likely to most, but anyone would agree this is a formidable list. 

I do not insist they look like me, at all, as you'll see, it's mannerisms, style, humor, intensity that landed these five poor saps below:

Why Macy, Mike? Well, that's an easy one. 
He fits into any role and blends into the background perfectly.

Sean Astin has played parts as an effeminate hobbit and big hearted linebacker.
I added Astin after watching his short stint on 24. His drive for organization along with the 
occasional careless mistake ultimately became his downfall. I saw myself for just a second.

Overweight nerds with bad fashion sense of a feather flock together. 
Aside from that being a mouthful, I need say no more.

I threw Paul Giamatti in because a short balding man should play the role of a very 
tall and awkward metal head. Actually it's his sense of humor. D to the R to the Y.

Steve Buscemi still wins the lead role for my movie. I'm not sure why this is such a Fargo list, that 
wasn't my intention at all. Watch him in anything, summarize him as 'weird', and viola you'll see why he'll probably always be a shoe in to play the part. For example, find him in Pulp Fiction. When you find him you're left with nothing but a feeling of sheer joy. That's the mark I want to leave.

I mean who should be playing me if not these guys?

Popular posts from this blog

Last Night

-
Image
I had a ball last night! Janine picked me up from work and we headed to Regency to grab some food and pick up James , who come to find out is a huge Sevendust fan and a lot of fun to hang with, more on that later. We headed to the Innsbrook Pavilion which looks really nice as far as outdoor venues go. There was your typical heavy police and security force there, and I don't blame them considering the copious amounts of alchohol that was being consumed by everybody. There was some band playing already out of Boston, but I wasn't impressed. Come to find out later the guy I was headb anging with during Sevendust was their guitarist. Soil came on next and I'm sold. I had doubts about their new lead singer, but he had a lot of energy. By the end of the set he was down in the circle moshing with the kids and hippies who paid for those tickets. As it started to get dark, Sevendust came out and blew me away again! The entire show was good. There's never a dull moment between th...
Read more

For My Friend

-
Image
I moved to Richmond in September, full of aprehension. Many of you by keeping up with my story know full well the ups and downs that I have faced. I was very fortunate to land a great job in October. After a lot of rejection, and fear for losing everything I started my new job with that same fear I had when I moved to this city. I was crammed in an office with Kelly Stern. He is such a kind, patient, gentle soul. He showed me around and I got comfortable working there really fast. I smile when I remember one of my coworkers talking about us giggling in there all day. I had fun those days. It did not take me long to find out that Kelly was gay. He mentioned living with Jeff, and I put two and two together fast. Kelly listened to my troubles, and gave me sound, firm advice. He has been so helpful to me also by taking me home from work almost every day and taking me by the grocery store to get supplies. I would not still be here if it was not for his help. I cannot think of a way to ...
Read more

Under a Spell

-
Image
Here's a rundown of what I've been doing over the past several days: P layed with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, pla yed with my iPo d, played with my iPod, played with my iPod, and played with my iPod. I know, I've been slacking on the blogging, I've slacked on my radio station. I suck. The station is back on the air again, so please tune in, metalheads. I'm obviously updating the blog now, so that takes care of two birds with one big, smooth, stone. New Year's came and went pretty quick. Janine and I hopped in the PT Cruiser and rode to Easton, Maryland to party with her friends. I had such a good time with them. I can see w hy Janine is so close to them. They're all so laid back and fun and genuine people. We all got pretty tipsy...
Read more